mrshezza:


claraboobearbum:

mrshezza:

so this kid got bored in class and asked the teacher if he could climb on the top of the cupboard thing and teacher was like “as long as it doesnt break and you dont fall of ok”

Did no one notice swag plank?

dont you dare insult william he is a great young man

mrshezza:

claraboobearbum:

mrshezza:

so this kid got bored in class and asked the teacher if he could climb on the top of the cupboard thing and teacher was like “as long as it doesnt break and you dont fall of ok”

Did no one notice swag plank?

dont you dare insult william he is a great young man

castiel-knight-of-hell:

lucithor:

Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING

and they counter with “You’re a douche nozzle” then saunter off like they won

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

cutiebabykitten:

Reminding you that with a single click you can:

It’s completely free.

capaldiia:

mrgoldsdearie:

endangeredslug:

miss-lovely-soul:

12!

Brb laughing to death

I’m surprised this doesn’t have more notes.

S C R E A M I NG

isis-:

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

bless this child he will go far in life

isis-:

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

bless this child he will go far in life

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

satansbuttnipples:

omg I just watched the first Doctor Who episode that was made in color and I’m laughing really hard because you can literally see the creators’ excitement

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FUCK YEAH LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING COLORS THEY’RE ALL IN YOUR TV NOW HOW COOL IS THAT FUCK YEAH

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

ilarual:

jaclcfrost:

char-ientism:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well

"i’ll catch up with you" no. no you probably won’t

"we’ll talk about this later" there is no later

"it’ll be alright" not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself

jinjerbredman:

I thought everyone already knew this :P

jinjerbredman:

I thought everyone already knew this :P